So, I bought myself a GoPro Hero 3 camera for myself for my birthday a month or so ago and I finally got around to recording video and actually doing something with it rather than dump it on my hard drive only to take up nearly all the free space that was available. It’s no masterpiece and may cause nausea. I’ve learned more of what not to do than anything, so hopefully things will get better in future videos. There will be more, do not worry.
In the mean time, here is the ride several of us went on last Sunday. Somehow we made it back with no flats, cuts that require medical attention or Lyme disease.
There’s been too much great weather this winter and downright balmy weather lately that it’s becoming exceedingly difficult to find reasonable excuses not to go out and ride. That said I still have come up with a few only to regret not riding later that day.
I revisited Secret CX last week to find that it’s rightful owners have gone mad with chain-saws and a back-hoe have totally ruined large parts of my practice cx course, not cool. Granted, the course hasn’t changed all that much, but the trees and assorted underbrush gave the course a bit of character and helped define my favorite sections are history. The marsh area has been worked on but it’s still nice a squishy even when everything else is dry as a bone, but the trees and cat-tails are gone too. The willow trees near the creek that would slap your face as you ride under while avoiding taking a dip in the creek are gone as well. The back corner is littered with everything that once was, in a neet little pile like they are storing cord wood for the winter.
Please, a moment of science for the newly departed cx course vegetation.
But on the bright side the marsh is still marshy, the steep run ups haven’t changed any and the gravel and dirt/ mud sections still there unchanged. Let’s just hope they stay that way (fingered ‘crossed).
I need to re-plot the course anyway, doing the same lap over and over were getting old anyway. Well, I’m off to re-design, it needs it.
2012 is gonna be the year for the Cartel!!
Ain’t no party like a Czech party, cuz’ a Czech party don’t quit and Zdeněk Štybar supporters rock the pink! Zdeněk Štybar and Czech cyclocross national championship Uničov 8.1.2012.
Just wait until the 2012 cx season, we will be doing the same!!
And where do you get pink fedoras?
Really, are you kidding me? I’m completely dumbfounded, the excuses people have come up with to justify skipping both Boss Cross 4 and the Missouri State Cyclocross Championships (Dec 3-4) are just amazing. People dream of having an epic ‘cross race in the rain, muck, and mud, it doesn’t happen much around here. The CX gods smiled down upon us and gave us just what we wanted, all the wet mud-filled fun we could handle. Well, most of us, I was shocked by the amount of people who bitched out of racing for no other reason than it would get their bike dirty. Oh the horrors!
Tweets and Facebook posts were awash with lame reasons why people didn’t race. For example.
“I have to admit, bypassing racing this weekend was… SMART! My bike is all in one piece, clean and it won’t cost me a penny if I want to ride it today! As for 90% of the people who raced locally this weekend, not so much!”
Many of the replies to this post reaffirmed this and added more insanity to the mix, mostly it smacked of laziness. I’d race, but I’m too lame and lazy to get dirty and cleaning a bike is just too difficult for my underdeveloped roadie mind to figure out so I’ll stay home blah blah blah…
So, let me get this right, the prospect of having to clean your bike is enough for you to skip a state championship race, one that’s held in your own back yard? It’s idiotic, why are you even racing ‘cross in the first place?
Shitty weather and terrible conditions is what ‘cross is all about, battling your competitors along with the given conditions, this is why cyclocross is so unique in the all too straight laced world of competitive cycling, well that and the beer. ‘Cross can be treacherous for not just you but your fancy rig as well. Sure the chances of screwing up your bike rises in the mud and rain, but shit happens and said shit can happen anywhere. My rear dérailleur went into my spokes breaking the hanger on the first weekend of racing in September, a lovely late summer afternoon, not a cloud in the sky and not an ounce of mud anywhere near the course.
Anyway, I had just come off a weekend of racing at Jingle Cross in Iowa City in very similar conditions, so four straight wet muddy races in less than two weeks and nothing happened to my bike. In fact it took nearly as much time to clean the interior of the Velo Sedan of all of the mud I’d collected over the last two weeks of racing as it did to clean the bike last Sunday. And yes, black cars are hard to keep clean especially if you race cross and don’t puss out when the conditions go south.
If your so worried to ride and get your bike dirty, why don’t you just hang it up, put your cx bike on Craigslist and get a recumbent and a pair of SPD sandals and join the PV Yacht Club, you fair weather, faux cx’er.
P.S. Attention cat 4 types, don’t listen to the idiots behind the tape who are yelling at you to do things during your race. We are wanting you to eat it.
Lots of strange thoughts can pass through your mind while attempting to turn yourself out during the most popular Dr Seuss/ Christmas themed cyclocross race this nation or any other has to offer.
- There is nothing more exciting than racing under the lights at night.
- There is nothing more terrifying than racing under the lights at night. Is that a shadow or a giant hole in the ground?
- Fly-overs are awesome, even those with really narrow steps.
- I finally got to knowingly race with Cory, women’s 2-3 and men’s 3 were unfairly lumped together Friday night.
- Pink kits are the bomb! Do I even need to explain why?
- Sleeping on the right side of the bed at the hotel just feels strange.
- No matter how many gloves I bring, I never have the ones I need.
- Why does the hotel elevator voice in the Marriott in Iowa City have an English accent?
- Why is it that despite however many pieces of clothing I put on after a cold race I’ll never get warm?
- I’ve got a serious case of bike envy. (Ridley, Van Dussel, Speedvagen…)
- Speaking of Speedvagen, my boots rock.
- I wish I had some baller ass carbon wheels.
- Pip knows everyone, I always run into people asking me how she is.
- It’s cool to know the race announcer knows you by name, city, team and cat when you walk past him in the hotel bar. Super nice guy, sounds way different without the microphone and amplification. “There goes 773, Chris Thomas in pink, racing out of Kansas City, MO, riding for the Black Sheep Cartel.” I’m sure it’s the pink factor.
- The St. Louis crew is way cool, even if one races for Big Shark.
- I love the liberal use of the c word.
- They are not afraid to give Bill Marshall the shit he deserves.
- They are fine looking ladies.
- They can ride a ‘cross bike like nobody’s business.
- Wookie bush.
- They are not afraid to hate on those who are in need of hating upon.
- Looking forward to going to Chicago with them for NYE racing.
- What is the attraction for old people to hang out at Hardee’s? And why we’re the Iowa City hipsters hanging out at the McDonalds next door?
- You can shove a room key into a door all day long but it will only open your door, I was on the wrong floor.
- Courses marked with Christmas lights is just cool.
- Playing Christmas music on course is oddly soothing, nothing like a little Nat King Cole playing while your turning yourself inside out.
- The bikini / speedo race was completely ridiculous, completely different this year and took an unusual turn this year.
- My race Saturday (Men’s Masters 35+ was one of my best this season. Friday nights men’s 3 race was one of my worst, DFL!
- The crowds were much smaller this year, Mt Krumpet wasn’t as wild as usual.
- My car looks like a bike shop has exploded inside of it.
- I’m glad I went, I almost stayed home, thanks Cory for talking me into going.